9.20.2005

Who Cares About The Supreme Court Anyways?

9.19.2005

Sad But True - 3

For all the poseur rappers out there; Take a hike. The only REAL “gangsta” is Michael Jackson.

Sheppard Smith is the Fox News Channel’s symbol of solidarity with the Rainbow Coalition. A lovely gay-homo who looks good in shorts; Sheppard’s only flaw is that he wears too much mascara.

I awarded Michael Moore a turd sandwich as an award and he, thinking it was a Big Mac, ate it.

60 Minutes should be renamed “It’s 60 Years Later, And We’re Now Completely Senile”.

Sean Penn wants his anal warts “protected” against global warming and the evil drug giants.

CNN and the New York Times report that controversial new findings in the fields of particle physics and string theory suggest that Hillary Clinton and Genine Garofalo may actually appear “hot” in 11 dimensions.

I found a life-size picture of Bill Maher’s dick on the internet.
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9.17.2005

Sad But True 2

- Quentin Tarantino is a one-trick pony.
- Harvey Keitel has as much sex appeal as Jay Leno.
- Spinal Tap is a better band than Kiss.
- Jennifer Aniston is over.
- Michael Bay is Ed Wood on a big budget.
- Tom Cruise is a gay-idiot homo.
- Cameron Diaz is dumber than dirt.
- Will Smith will become a huge star.
- Samuel Jackson sucks ass.
- Woody Allen is finished.
- Steven Spielberg is too old to matter.
- Angie Dickinson is an old whore.
- Burt Reynolds is a gay old fag.
- Nicole Kidman is an unappealing, boney, sexless, waif.
- Gwyneth Paltrow is an unappealing, boney, sexless, waif.
- Holly Hunter is unwatchable.
- Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria are too old and skinny to be sexy.
- Lorraine Bracco should be “whacked” this season. (Please, God!)
- Rob Schneider should be put to sleep.
- David Spade is a useless, no talent, bitch whore.
- Oliver Stone is a useless, no talent, who should be put to sleep.
- Michael Moore should be starved to death.
- Kate Hudson is seriously ugly, if you just take a close look.
- Morgan Spurlock wants to be Michael Moore; but he’s ever a bigger liar and fraud. I hope he chokes on a carrot and dies!

More to come.

9.08.2005

Polls Shmoles Part 2

Remember I told you the Left manufactures polls to suit their agenda? Well here they go again. Dumbfounded by the CNN/USA Today poll that showed only 13% percent of America blamed Bush for the slow response to the disaster in N.O. they produced this turd. It’s from some group called “The Pew Research Center for the People and the Press”. The bogus poll was introduced to the world by that bastion of non-partisanship and fairness: NPR.



At first glance it looks like America has turned against Bush, but read the final paragraph:

“This poll included an oversampling of African Americans to ensure there were enough interviews for reporting results in that demographic group, the center said.” Whatever the fuck that last part means.

Translation: “This poll included an oversampling of African Americans to ensure the Left and the MSM, by ignoring this paragraph, can try to create the illusion that their smear campaign against Bush is gaining traction with the American people.

Here’s the original NPR Story

9.06.2005

Blacks Are Making Themselves Look Bad

It must be great to live in the world where one can see everything with 20/20 hindsight all the time and know exactly what should have been done, even under unparalleled circumstances. If it was so damn simple for the Feds to get water and food to people in need, why weren’t the local authorities who knew the specific dangers of their situation (i.e. the levies in New Orleans) and who were already on the scene able to do the same? Has the city of New Orleans not also heard of the concept of storing bottled water? Obviously the easiest thing would have been for the people themselves to have been properly prepared and to have listened to the very same authorities that they are begging for help just days after having ignored their warnings that their lives were in danger.

As for lawlessness and disorder, whose fault is that? The government’s? Perhaps it is their blunder for not enforcing what had been stated BEFORE the hurricane as a “zero tolerance” policy on looters, but had there been a major crackdown against those in New Orleans, the very same so called civil rights leaders now ludicrously claiming that blacks haven’t gotten enough of a priority from the government would have been screaming racism. While obviously those who took water and food should not be condemned, those who stole material goods and valuables, tore down stores, broke into houses, set fires, beat, raped and shot at innocent people and even relief efforts all deserve a special place in hell.

Unfortunately, the general reaction in the news media to those who have committed such crimes has been somewhere between apologetic and enabling. Part of this is undoubtedly because the reporters on the scene have developed an understandable empathy for those whose suffering they are covering. However, I have no doubt that a significant portion of this “c'est la vie” attitude can be attributed to what President Bush often refers to as the “soft bigotry of low expectations.” As is often the case, the liberals in the news media and in government have shown themselves to be the real racists. They act out their guilt by treating minorities with insulting condescension and are extremely hesitant to criticize black people under the unconscious presumption that somehow they are not capable of being held to the same behavioral standards as everyone else. Every single black person (heck, every true American) should be angered by this presumption that somehow black people are not worthy of equal treatment in both the positive and the negative.

Regardless of the delusions of Maxine Waters and others who have claimed that the media simply created a false impression that it is black people who created the anarchy, there is absolutely no evidence that this is the case and the common sense of the simple demographics of what is left of New Orleans tells us so. While it undoubtedly is mostly black people who were looting in New Orleans, they were not doing so because black people are inherently more prone to lawlessness (though an argument could certainly be made that people in general from the corrupt “sin city” that was New Orleans, may be so). However one cannot discount that likelihood that the sense of entitlement, reliance on the government, and the hair trigger to blame any slight on racism, which have all been virtually breed into blacks in America over the last generation, have all contributed mightily to the toxic witch’s brew of the anarchy we have seen in New Orleans.

And yet is any of this mentioned in the mainstream news media? Barely a whisper. Instead we get the absurdity of black “leaders” making baseless and ridiculous charges racism played a role in the supposedly slow relief efforts to save the black people who apparently bear no responsibly for not heeding the warnings to leave town. Not only are these statements aired, they are almost universally provided a platform with no accompanying repudiation or even a remote sense of balance, which I believe, once again, is further evidence of the “soft bigotry of low expectations.” After all, we can’t be seen as criticizing or correcting black “leaders,” because someone might think that is racist! While this injustice may be motivated as much by gutlessness as by unconscious racism, the result is still virtually the same.

There is very little unconscious however in the blatant racism that has been on display by numerous prominent black people. Rapper Kanye West (who was recently described on teh cover of Time magazine as "Hip-hop's class act" and the "smartest man in pop music") went way off script and rambled endlessly about the invented role of racism in the relief efforts while taking part in NBC’s telethon for relief efforts (a venue that makes his statements exponentially worse), finally finishing things off with, “George Bush doesn’t care about Black people.” West’s statements were made just hours after video cameras caught he President consoling two black women with hugs and kisses, one of whom later told CNN “in his eyes could see it was coming from his heart.” While West’s outrageous and absurd statement was edited from NBC’s west coast feed and rebroadcast, the silence from black leaders in repudiating such outrageousness has been deafening. Meanwhile an LA Times columnist came to the ludicrous conclusion that NBC should not have edited anything because West comment would have been cheered more than other line in the show by blacks in New Orleans.

In some ways the comments of Jessie Jackson were even dumber. He expressed the silly and racist concern that the President has supposedly not named blacks to top positions in the federal response to a disaster that disproportionately impacts blacks saying, “How can blacks be locked out of the leadership, and trapped in the suffering? It is that lack of sensitivity and compassion that represents a kind of incompetence.” Let me get this straight, a shortage of blacks heading relief efforts equals a lack of sensitivity and compassion?? How about making such a charge lacking any semblance of intelligence or integrity? Does anyone seriously think those in trouble give a rat’s ass the color of the skin of the person giving the orders to save them? It is difficult to conceive of anything more racist than the concept that black people can only be properly rescued by other blacks. Of course it should also be mentioned that U.S. Army Lt. Gen Russell Honore, who is the head of the military task force overseeing operations in the three states, happens to be black, as is the mayor of New Orleans, who seemingly believes that he and his city bears no responsibility for anything that went wrong and has apparently believes the federal government has an exclusive copyright on passing out bottled water.

The bottom line on race in this tragedy is this…race has had nothing to do with anything. Despite the charges of the congressional black caucus, a group with so little credibility they recently invited O.J. Simpson to play in their golf tournament, there is absolutely zero evidence that anything would have been handled differently had those in trouble been white or any other color. Of course, it should not be a surprise when black people automatically presume that any suffering they experience must be do to the color of their skin, the professional race mongers have been teaching them to perceive any slight through the prism of race for almost two generations now.

In fact, a strong argument can be made that this entitlement/aggrievement mindset actually laid the groundwork for the paralyzation of the populace of New Orleans. What the hell ever happened to personal responsibility and ingenuity? It seems that the socialistic/welfare mentality had also completely sapped the survival instincts from many of those who found themselves in hell, but with little thought of how to persevere without a government handout. While the situations are hardly perfectly analogous, it is still instructive to compare the response of those from the dog-eat-dog, survival of fittest city of New York after 9/11 with what we have seen, or not seen, in New Orleans. Did any of the NYPD quit or commit suicide? Was there any significant looting? Did anyone stand around and wait for the federal government to save, feed, or help them leave the city? Certainly the stark differences could not be totally coincidental and it should be noted that there are plenty of black people in New York.

Unfortunately the pictures of black people looting and appearing to be helplessly sitting paralyzed reduced to pleading for a government handout has undoubtedly reinforced every negative stereotype of black people that some of those still with racist tendencies have. I am also sure that the understandable insecurity that blacks have in how they are often perceived by some has contributed to the overly sensitive response from some of them on the role of race in this catastrophe. The sad reality is that millions of blacks honestly believe or have been allowed to conclude (with almost no evidence) that racism really was why so many blacks were trapped in New Orleans. Meanwhile, millions of whites undoubtedly see all of this as a further indication that many blacks are incapable of taking care of themselves (with almost no evidence) and are literally helpless without the government’s aid.

While race should not matter in any of this, economic class often does, and this truth has certainly added fuel to the race fire. The reality of life is that money equals options and if you have money you were far more likely to be able to get out of town before or after the disaster. Many people, including the liberals in the news media, have misperceived this as a race issue or as an example of injustice. The reality is that this is simply life and life, as we all should know by now, was never intended to be fair. I actually got an e-mail from a black person who was enraged that “white” visitors to the Ritz Carlton were bused out of New Orleans under armed guard the day the hurricane hit, while blacks on the streets were left behind. It apparently never even occurred to this person that had a black person been saying at the Ritz they would have been treated exactly the same way and that the Ritz would not have done anything (nor should they have been obligated to) for a white person who was out on the street. While race and class are still unfortunately related in this country, they are not even close to be synonymous. Ironically, tens of millions of dollars were instantly donated by “upper class” whites to help their fellow Americans in need, Americans who just happened to be mostly black. My guess is that the vast majority did so without even a thought of race.

Of course much of what is motivating the discord and rancor that we are witnessing so soon into this disaster is motivated by pure partisan politics. It is amazing how all of the usual suspects on the left (and to a lesser extent on the right) have seen the reality of this tragedy almost exclusively through the prism of their own self interest and what it is that they wanted to believe in the first place. The liberals all seem convinced that racism, the war in Iraq, global warming, and George Bush himself are all to blame for everything went wrong (with no evidence), while a growing chorus of conservatives are willing to finger the welfare state and the news media as the major culprits.

Fox News Channel is accurately calling this story “America’s Challenge,” and in many ways we are, as has been the American tradition, rising to the occasion. However, in many other aspects we seem to be failing this test as our “leaders” eat each other alive in pursuit of their own self interest. As we approach the 4th anniversary of 9/11, which was a different type of challenge that, we proudly rose to, it may be worth while to ponder whether Al Qaeda has witnessed far more destruction of our former greatness as a united nation than they could ever have caused on their own.

- John Ziegler

9.05.2005

Why Is This Corrupt Tool Whining and Complaining?

He’s scared shitless, that he’ll be blamed for some of the disaster and thus won’t be able to get his greedy hands on any of the millions of Federal Aid that is surely coming to N.O.. “Pocket Change” as Louisiana politicians call taxpayer money.

9.02.2005

The Shit-Bag CNN Wins Award



I stopped watching CNN over a year ago because of their overwhelming bias to the left. But today, I flipped over, curious to see how they were covering the N.O. disaster.

I was able to watch for only 15 minutes before disgust made me switch it off. In that short time they managed to serve up no less than two turd sandwiches and a turd hero.

Turd sandwich 1: “Money that should have been used to build up the levees was diverted to the war in Iraq.”

This claim is absurd. Would this catastrophe not have taken place, if a category 4 hurricane hit N.O. in 1998, while Clinton was president? Why did he not “invest” in the levees? He didn’t have a war to finance. I know one thing; had this happened in ’98, no one would have been pointing a finger at Clinton cause the levees collapsed.

Turd sandwich 2: “40% of the National Guard’s equipment has been shipped to Iraq.” The implication being that this is why the Guard has taken so long to show up.

Again, complete hogwash. Is there something wrong with the 60% of the equipment that is still here?

Turd hero sandwich: Wolf Blitzer, interviewing a member of the black congressional caucus asked (paraphrasing): “Some critics have said that if this had happened to a white community, the Bush administration’s reaction would have been a lot faster. Do you agree with that?”

Fuck you, Wolf! (Pause) ..If you need me to explain here, you are a retard.

How sad it must be to be an America-hating Leftist cry-baby, eternally whining, and throwing stones at every opportunity. If you read stuff like this over at the Daily KOS that’s one thing, but CNN pretends to be an objective news agency. Shame on you CNN.